lameborghini:

why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6 times 8 is

princeowl:

will graham tries to solve the mystery of who’s been smoking all the Weed with the help of Harijuana Lecter 

michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

skrelp:

jackiedenardo:

HELLA YEAH

she actually lost first place and is in third, so you all should keep voting for her to at least beat racist katy perry!!
relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

faebug:

when you try to push up your glasses but forget you took them off so you just kinda hit your face

emberstarshine:

I see that my lover has reblogged my fantabulous face. Haha love ya handsome

I will always reblog your selfies hun