my childhood ended when i stopped being able to fit my hand inside a pringles tube
ways people have tried to pronounce panini at work within the last 2 weeks:
Don’t touch what you can’t afford aka me
you finally sneak into the dragon’s cave and find his treasure chest. you open it and there is just a macaroni drawing by the dragon’s son.
“ITS TREASURE TO MEEEEE” the dragon bellows